Full metal truck
This is my big truck.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My big truck is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my big truck is useless.
Without my big truck, I am useless.
I must fire my big truck true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will ...
I will keep my big truck clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before God, I swear this creed.
My big truck and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
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