Full metal employer
This is my angry employer.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My angry employer is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my angry employer is useless.
Without my angry employer, I am useless.
I must fire my angry employer true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will ...
I will keep my angry employer clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before God, I swear this creed.
My angry employer and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
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